Dear Neighbors,
I apologize for the blood curdling scream you may have heard come from our direction tonight. Please, do not be concerned. We were not being hacked into unrecognizable pieces by a deranged intruder. Tyler and I were merely battling a massive man-eating spider. The villain nearly defeated us, but in the end, Tyler and I were victorious. We celebrated with high fives and cheering as we watched the offender swirl down the toilet.
Thank you for your concern.
With Love,
(your very noisy neighbor)
Carlye Morgan
1 comments:
Aren't apartments lovely, when you could be screaming for your life... no one really cares. Maybe it's just me, but I've never had more than a couple casual conversations with anyone that I've lived near since I was married!
Glad to know that there was no "hacking" involved, haha!
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