I'm sure you are wondering what this big ol' box is all about.
I am wondering the same thing.
It is my birthday present from Tim.
He's going to give it to me tomorrow at the party we're having at my parents house.
Let me explain.
He knows I'm a sucker for surprises.
So he taunts me.
He knows I won't look at it because I want to be surprised.
So he puts it in plain view.
I could turn it around and see the shipping label.
He even opened it, so I could just look inside the box.
But I won't.
It just sits there...
And torments me.
PS. How much do you want to bet he doesn't wrap it?